Call me Bubba

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomania Convention in Chicago".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.

We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba..

[nibscost]

A blonde was sitting beside a lawyer on a airplane and the lawyer kept nudging the blonde to play an intelligence game. The lawyer proposed.. I'll give you fifty dollars for every question you ask me that I can't answer. But if I ask you one question you can't answer then you only have to give me five dollars, good deal! She said.. OKAY THEN!!! He said I'll ask the first question... What's the distance from the farthest star away from the sun to the sun?.. She didn't even try she sighed and gave him five dollars. Then she thought for a moment and asked her question "What is the only thing that can go up a hill with 3 legs and come back on 4.. He sighed real big and gave her 50 dollars.. then he said... what was the answer to that question.. Blonde just sighed and gave him five dollars.